Cause of NYC West Side Wall Collapse-REVEALED!!!

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AP, New York: Per unnamed sources with NYC OEM and Westchester DES, x635 was spotted rapelling along the affected section of retaining wall PRIOR to this afternoon's collapse. Reportedly, x635 was attempting to attach a giant "EMTBravo Network" banner to the wall. While no official was willing to go on record with any allegation of misdeeds, x635 is actively being sought for questioning and may have purchased a ticket for Los Angeles at some point after the collapse.

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