My Sanity For Sale

[Guest cheekmedic]

My sanity if for sale, to the highest bidder? Please it's to start a college fund.

[WAS967 97]

LOL. Dang Mark. Kid has been around for less than a year and your sanity is already shot? I bid one dollar.

[Guest NYTruckie]

Since it's for the kid's $1.01. Glad I could help!

[Cutty630 37]

Reminds me of the simpsons eppisode where Bart sells his soul to Milhouse. LOL

[Guest NYTruckie]

When do I get your sanity? Mine has long left me.

[220LT188 11]

I am in for $1.05! Does that come with cool options like a tartan or a copy of Braveheart.

[Guest NYTruckie]

I up it to $1.10, but for that price I want to squeeze your cheeks too. That's a good question are the options included?

[COMMANDCHIEF 4]

Will this also be posted on E bay? or is this the only spot to bid?

[unleashedff248 3]

I'll up it...$1.11

I've seen his sanity...It's in poor condition.

How much for shipping? #-o

[220LT188 11]

$1.13.... IT IS IN GOOD SHAPE FOR A SCOTSMAN.

[Guest NYTruckie]

I'll go $1.15, but I want a professional's word that you still have your sanity to give.

[x648eng119 2]

Remember - he's a scottsman and a medic - it can't be in great shape. I'll go with 1.25

[RWC130 594]

$ 1.35!!! =D>

[DOC22 1]

$1.40

[Guest WolfEMT]

I call your $1.40 and raise you a quarter...I'm all in for $1.65

[Guest NYTruckie]

Do you take trades? I'll trade you my wife and I'll even toss in $1.75

[Guest cheekmedic]

Ok, after all the responses, I have decided to up the ante!, To the highest bidder goes my sanity, a copy of my autobiography ( autographed by me), and a spot on my latest reality series..Cheeks, It's what's in the middle that counts!!!!!

[x635 4,066]

I will pay $2.10 .....but do you have the sanity in stock, or is it still on backorder?

BTW, can't wait to see the reality series!

[WAS967 97]

IF the series is about what's in the middle, I don't want to see it. :->

[Guest NYTruckie]

I'll pay $2.50 NOT to see the series. Hey X635 After his last post I would said backordered.

[Guest pentax02839]

well ill bid 3.00 for it

[220LT188 11]

$5.00 never to let let the series be taped!.. and another $5.00 to keep his sanity in cage with the gimp at dispatch...for pure enterainment purposes only!

[Skooter92 7]

$2.10...

But only if he wears that tartan thong........

[Guest cheekmedic]

Hey Check it out, be the first in line to get the new and improved version of my sanity!! The new version is lower in carbohydratyes, bigger in cheeks, and still as sexy as ever!!!!

Be sure to get in on the bidding, as my sanity will go fast!!!!!!!!

Coming soon my MoJo!!!!!

[Guest DADAY]

I say a good $10.00 bid is in order. And we chould even include someones topless dancing family mother.

[Guest NYTruckie]

Some of the last posts have worried me a bit so I'll bid $11.00 if you give it to 220LT188

[Guest]

Does the highest bidder get a indepth tour of "Whats between the cheeks"?