Westchester Fire Chiefs being asked to call 60? Movie Airplane? and White Castle? LOL!

[steve shryock 0]

who cares about movie trivia stuff when Rob (RWC130) said they (636 &642) were going to White Castle and they did not care to ask anyone from the rivertowns if they wanted any.

[ny10570 745]

Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite

Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.

My grandfather started me on the who's on first bit when I was kid, but nothing beats 7x13 = 28.

Did you ever go to school stupid?

Yeah, and I came out the same way.

[grumpyff 1,159]

i

And Super Troopers... I could go on for hours with that one, but if I had to pick a favorite, other than "Large Farva" i think it would be

Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.

And who could forget Hey Farva, what's that restaurant you like with all the goofy $--- on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?

...

[uvfd67 0]

"The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...

Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!"

[x648eng119 2]

who cares about movie trivia stuff when Rob (RWC130) said they (636 &642) were going to White Castle and they did not care to ask anyone from the rivertowns if they wanted any.

I can tell you for a fact that 642 is on his way to white castle as we speak. Anyone who has his phone number, feel free to harass him, and tell him I sent you.

[RWC130 594]

"Surely you can't be serious"

"I am, and don't call me Shirley!"

[AFS1970 504]

We can't keep quoting Python, because if we do, sooner or later, we will be accused of SPAMMING this forums.

[dadbo46 50]

Somoene's going to White Castle ? I'll take a sack please !

"It's good to be the King !"

[IzzyEng4 427]

...http://www.emtbravo.net/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=8135

"If some one says Shenanigans again......."

"Whats the name of that resturant you like where they wear the vest with a the buttons and crazy s*** hanging on the walls?"

"OH you mean SHENANIGANS!!!"

[Guest alsfirefighter]

I would post some great things from Full Metal Jacket but we all know that won't get through the filter. lol.

Just remember one thing...

Charile don't surf!

And radio operators know how to use their PRC's.....

And there is the trivia...what is the acronym for "PRC's" in the military...

Lets just say that was one of my units motto's until the base commander made us change it...

[Turborich 12]

Littering and....littering and....littering and........smokin' the reefer!

C'mon ALS, "you go we go!".....or like we said in my FF2 class, "you go, I go outside and hope the best for your a**" LOL!!

Tommy was doin' it...... He was inside doin' it..

[Remember585 815]

Farva's #1.

[steve shryock 0]

Farva's #1.

is Farva's car # 2083?

[Just a guy 493]

How about this one,

" I'm a mog, half man, half dog I'm my own best friend"

[Remember585 815]

"So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage! "

[RescueKujo 130]

And there is the trivia...what is the acronym for "PRC's" in the military...

That answer won't get through the filter, either...

Lest we forget Monty Python??

Dead! Bring out your dead!!

As good super troopers is, we still have hours of Mel Brooks to get through...

"The sheriff is a (BONG!)"

"What'd he say?" He said the sheriff is a near!"

"No, I said the sheriff is a(BONG!)

"Scuze me while I whip this out!"

And my favorites, both from Young Frankenstein...

"My, what knockers!"... "Why, thank you doctor!"

"Frau Bleuchar" and the horse whinnies every time...

[Just a guy 493]

" Is that you John Wayne, Is this me ?"

[MPACE2-299 0]

RADAR TECH.: I'm having trouble with the radar, sir.

HELMET: What's wrong with it?

RADAR TECH.: I've lost the bleeps, I've the lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.

HELMET: The what?

SANDURZ: The what?

HELMET: And the what?

RADAR TECH.: You know. The bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.

HELMET: That's not all he's lost.

RADAR TECH.: Sir. The radar, sir. It appears to be... jammed.

HELMET: Jammed? Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry. Lone Starr!

[Just a guy 493]

"I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh**. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."

[JBE 328]

Not that I care for socialism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there, after all, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off people.

And my orders are to weed out all non hackers who do not pack the sufficient gear in my beloved Corps!!!!

She turned me into a newt!!! A newt??? I got better...

The ring is bupkis!! I got it from a Cracker Jack Box!!!!

A Druish Princess?? Funny, she doesn't look Druish!!!

Edited January 4, 2009 by JBE

[ny10570 745]

We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "f***" on their airplanes because it's obscene!

If I say its safe to surf this beach Captain, then its safe to surf this beach. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole f****** place!

[SRS131EMTFF 471]

There's mines over there, there's mines over there, and watch out those goddamn monkeys bite, I'll tell ya.

Phillips: My orders say I'm not supposed to know where I'm taking this boat, so I don't. But one look at you, and I know it's gonna be hot.

Willard: I'm going 75 clicks above the Do Lung bridge.

Phillips: That's Cambodia captain.

Willard: That's classified.

The heads. You're looking at the heads. Sometimes he goes too far. He's the first one to admit it.

Hey soldier, do you know whose in command here?

Ain't you?

[MJP399 4]

UHF?

Supplies!!!

[EFFD4091-MLSS emt 13]

or another "before the youngins time" Mother Jugs and Speed... Hilarious movie at that....

Mother: [At the golf course] Put him down idiot!

Dermatologist: It's okay. I'm a doctor.

Mother: Christ! Today's Wednesday, you must all be doctors!

Dermatologist: I happen to be the finest dermatologist in this city!

Mother: Well, if acne breaks out, we'll let you know.

Harry Fishbine: This is STILL the United States of America, god damn it! Los Angeles, California! Land of the free, home of the...

Mother: Rams and the Dodgers!

and as for Super Troopers

It stinks like sex in here.

Thorny: Are you okay?

College Boy 2: Yeah, sure.

Thorny: Yes sir?

College Boy 2: Yes sir.

Thorny: No, did you say "yes sir."?

Rabbit: I think he said "yeah, sure."

College Boy 1: What'd you say man?

College Boy 2: When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."

Thorny: So you are okay then?

College Boy 2: Yes sir.

oh yea and about White Castle (when are they gunna put one in the city of Newburgh or Poughkeepsie....)

Officer Martone: [notices the jail door keys in the jail door, and Jackson sitting inside the cell reading a book] Hey, Jackson's trying to escape!

Tarik: What are you talking about? I'm just sitting here.

Officer Reilly: He's trying to break free! Get him!

Tarik: Aw, s***.

[gets up and spread eagles on the cell wall, while still holding the book in one hand]

Officer Martone: Don't move. Stop resisting! We need back up now! He's got a gun!

Tarik: That's not a gun, that's a book.

Officer Reilly: Secure the book!

Officer Palumbo: Book is secure. You bring this filth

[book is on human rights]

Officer Palumbo: in here? What is this s***?

[nhfd241 4]

CANDY BARS CANDY BARS

IM FREAKIN OUT MAN

[nhfd241 4]

o yea and CAR RAMROD

Edited January 4, 2009 by nhfd241

[Just a guy 493]

ok guys I'm liking this thead let's keep it going.....

"Hard work? Listen, Sherlock! While you were tucked away up here working on your ethics, I was out there busting my hump in the REAL world. And the reason guys like you got a place to teach is 'cause guys like me donate buildings "

[firecoins 2]

I would post some great things from Full Metal Jacket but we all know that won't get through the filter. lol.

Just remember one thing...

Charile don't surf!

Thats APoc Now. Not Full Metal Jacket.

[fire55 3]

Say Timmy do you like when Rex hugs your leg and rubs up and down

[ny10570 745]

ok guys I'm liking this thead let's keep it going.....

"Hard work? Listen, Sherlock! While you were tucked away up here working on your ethics, I was out there busting my hump in the REAL world. And the reason guys like you got a place to teach is 'cause guys like me donate buildings "

Nice, Back to School.

I don't know. I can't figure women out. Today, they're... independent. They only think about themselves. Why, during sex, Vanessa - she used to scream out her own name!

Oh, no, no. I never get physical. I just get upset. And when I get upset...HE gets physical.

Are you FAT? When you go jogging, do you leave pot-holes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw YOU peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'OK'?

Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.

You too, huh? She's shown it to everybody.