And then the fight started

[calhobs 110]

And then the Fight Started...

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace

expensive....so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started....

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Milller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer

would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's when the

fight started...

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social

Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license

to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet

at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and

come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That

silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social

Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the

Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten

disablity, too'

And then the fight started.....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I

kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby

table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking

right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been

sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating

that long?'

And then the fight started.....

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and

slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just

seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT

HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And that's how the fight started.....

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'

He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's how the fight started.....

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[FFPCogs 863]

That's one of the best things I've seen on any site in awhile. Thanks Calhobs for the laughs.

Man oh man..the dwarf..I haven't stopped laughing since I read it...

Cogs

[Guest FallsFireman19]

haha.... must have been grumpy!!!

[MFVFD179 0]

hahahaha that was great!!!

[RescueKujo 130]

Thanks for the laughs...can't get the smile off my face...

[xfirefighter484x 234]

Well done! I appreciated the big smile on my face.

[CPAGE 2]

That was good................Madcow lol

Thanks

Chris

[notch138 7]

That was great thanx for the good laugh

[nhfd241 4]

that was great still can`t stop laughing

[DOC22 1]

Thanks for the laugh!! Ya know what The Readers' Digest calls laughter, don't ya? The Best Medicine. And I needed a good healthy dose!!!