Ever have one of those days dispatching

[calhobs 110]

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .

Dispatcher : Excuse me?

Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.

Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?

Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?

Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an

eleven on it.

Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.

Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one

Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.

Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

AND My Personal Favorite!!!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart

Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1

Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....

I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?

Caller: No

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the Police.

Edited August 23, 2008 by TR54

[SRS131EMTFF 471]

The last one is great but they are all rather funny.

The most "interesting" one is definitely number 2.

Edited August 22, 2008 by bvfdjc316

[Guest pentax02839]

very funny and intresting

[jfmuller 23]

You think being a 911 Dispatcher is interesting, try this Taxi Cab dispatcher, at least they can pretty much say what they want with out retribution:

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[RWC130 594]

Calhobs,

Thanks for the good laugh!

[Guest WCDES636]

I laughed for 20 minutes while reading this blog. If only our calls were not taped.............................

[baseball 0]

too funny

[PC_420 28]

My most messed up call

Me: Putnam911, location of your emergency?

Caller: I just shot myself in the head.

Me: Ahhh? How are you able to talk to me sir? Where are you shot in the head?

Caller: I don't know. But there is this black person in my house doing my dishes.

Me: (In my head," Holy EDP")

Edited August 23, 2008 by PC_420

[oilflame 0]

Hahahaha

[PC_420 28]

God honest truth, scared the hell outta me.

[x129K 1,393]

"Fire Department........"

"There's a bat in my house!"

"Is the bat on fire, ma'am?"

Click.................

TWICE

[rfdu39 89]

That is very funny.

[FFD941 20]

The one's I love the most are the...

Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency?

Caller: Well I really don't think I should have called but....