I Hate My Job!

[RWC130 594]

I Hate My Job!

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer

made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you

will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins...

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson"

Have a nice day and remember...

THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB

THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BEHIND THAN YOURS!

LOL!!!!

[Guest]

snopes says its false. http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/thermometer.asp

Better luck next time

[RWC130 594]

I assumed it was, but PRETTY DAMN FUNNY!!!! lol

That my friends is why I posted it.

I hope you enjoy a good laugh.

[firemoose827 324]

I did brother, thanks for the laugh!!

I almost got concerned at the start of the whole thing, you talking about rectal thermometers, closing the drapes and getting into comfortable clothes....thought I was reading a spam notice!!!!!!

Great laugh, thanks bro.

Moose

[tdc202 0]

I have my fair share of people I'd liek to nominate for that job even if it isn't true

Verry Funny and made my day .Thanks for sharing

[jack10562 414]

I have my fair share of people I'd liek to nominate for that job even if it isn't true

Verry Funny and made my day .Thanks for sharing

And there are some of those, who would be "OVER" qualified......

[Guest]

How do you tell the difference between a rectal thermomter and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

[LTNRFD 266]

How do you tell the difference between a rectal thermomter and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

i was told in my Paramedic class that you can tell by the taste. I don't know if its true or not. Hey Barry, come to think about it don't you know more about this. After all you worked the baby bus all of those years!!!!

[dc2t 80]

i was told in my Paramedic class that you can tell by the taste. I don't know if its true or not. Hey Barry, come to think about it don't you know more about this. After all you worked the baby bus all of those years!!!!

cat in flight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EomudVEc_Y

[RescueKujo 130]

Thanks for the laugh, Rob!

[MoFire390 118]

wow, i didnt know johnson and johnson did personal tests... now imagine being the person doing the steralizing...talk about a crappy job.

[Guest]

Good one! Thanks for the laugh.