"Pull the baby out of the toilet!"

[Guest ME308]

I never cease to be amazed at the inherent stupidity of the general public.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/1...baby.birth.koin

[JetPhoto 626]

I guess the over weight factor hid the fact that she was pregnant....

[Guest alsfirefighter]

Been there done that...walked into an apartment on the 6th floor of one of our projects for an "abdominal pain". Was directed down hallway made the turn and splash! Needless to say...it was an "oh feces" moment.

[FDNY 10-75 640]

Not the first time that has happened. An instructor of mine gave my EMT class many graphic stories, similar to the above listed. He also came upon a co-worker's (EMT) wife that didn't realize she was pregnant. Not just once, but twice. She only weighed 120lbs and just thought she was getting fat... You'd think she would have realized it the second time...???

[JetPhoto 626]

I did a bungee baby once. I went to a low income apt and the mother stood up when she was about to deliver and here goes the baby bounced right off the floor still attached.