More to add to the rivalry

[Future Fireman 4]

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class

that she is a Yankees fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees

fans.

Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their

hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,

"Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Yankees

fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan,

then who are you a fan of?"

"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why are you a Red Sox

fan?"

"Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a

Red Sox fan too!"

"Well, " said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason

for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents

all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a

moron, what would you be then?"

"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."

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A family of New York Yankee fans headed out one Saturday to shop for the

youngest boy's birthday.

While in the sports shop the son picks up a Red Sox jersey and says to

his older sister, "I've decided to become a Red Sox fan and I would like

this Boston Red Sox jersey for my birthday."

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside his

head and says, "Go talk to mother."

Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother.

"Mom?"

"Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like this

jersey for my birthday."

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and

says, "Go talk to your father!"

Off he goes with the Red Sox jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?"

"Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like this jersey

for my birthday."

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back of his

head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards

home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned

something today? "

The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."

"Good! And what is it you learned?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Red Sox fan for an hour and I already

hate you Yankee bastards!"

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Four baseball fans - a Cubs fan , a Cardinals fan, a Red Sox fan, and a

Yankees fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his

team more.

The Cubs fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is for the Cubs!" he

yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Cardinals fan shouts, "This is for the

Cardinals!" and throws himself off the mountain.

The Red Sox fan is next to profess his love for his team.

He yells, "This is for everyone!" and pushes the Yankees fan off the

mountain.

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A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees fan he saw

strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pin stripe shirt. He would

swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.

One day while driving along, he saw a priest.. He thought he would do a

good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going,

Father?"

"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down

the road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the

passenger seat, and they continued down the road.

Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan wa lking down the road, and he

instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back

onto the road just in time.

Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a

loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his

mirrors but still didn't see anything.

He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said,

sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."

I love this stuff!

Mike

Edited October 25, 2007 by Future Fireman

[Oswegowind 17]

Ouch!

[Bababoosky 24]

In what way is this constructive at all?

[SteveOFD 176]

Rudy, the new Red Sox fan, might like these. lol

[Future Fireman 4]

In what way is this constructive at all?

It isn't!

This was just to see peoples' reactions to it. I got it off of myspace.

Mike

[Guest]

i for one don't have a fav team. im pretty generic, i just like to watch a good game...good jokes!!

[rfdu39 89]

Here is the true version of these jokes.

http://yesnetwork.prospero.com/n/pfx/forum...btag=yesnetwork

[HFD750 6]

[RescueKujo 130]

Thanks Mike. With what I've dealt with this week the laughs were worth it. I'm sure everyone's heard that first one before, but with their favorite team and their hated rival. I know I've read it with the Chargers and Raiders, with the Raider fans being the idiots.

[JetPhoto 626]

Let's Go Met's!