A Little Girls Fire Truck

[Guest]

This is pretty funny:

A fire fighter is polishing a fire engine outside the station

when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little

ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The little girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagontied

to a dog and cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look,

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl says.

The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied one

wagon leash to the dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell

you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope

around the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster."

The little girl pauses for a moment to think, looks at the wagon,at the

dog and at the cat, then shyly looks up into the fireman's eyes

and says......

"You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f**king siren, would

I" .

[DOC22 1]

LMAO!!!!!!!

[SRS131EMTFF 471]

Thats great

Ive herd a different but its still really funny in this version

[Guest]

LMAO

[SpartanML 0]

Lol that made me smile.