civilian friends & fire dept. friends

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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a week.

FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily

carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.

FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we

screwed up...but man that was fun, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Cry with you

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' a** that left you behind.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are for a while.

FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Are for life.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have shared a few experiences...

FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Have shared a lifetime of experiences no Civilian could ever dream of...

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and

say, "You better drink the r est of that, you know we don't waste...that's alcohol abuse!!" Then carry you home safely and put you to bed...

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.

FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out of them for using your name in vain.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: , Will forward this.

[Remember585 815]

I got that the other day - funny and mostly true!

[IzzyEng4 427]

I got that the other day - funny and mostly true!

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Same here, great e-mail

[sbvfd596 2]

me too