Rules to Live By

[x648eng119 2]

I Stole This From a Bulliten On Myspace - Very Good Rules To Live By

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,

for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much

leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and

leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your

neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be

promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of

car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their

shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish

and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was

probably worth it.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put

it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark side

and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are

moving.

20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative

on the same night.

Edited March 9, 2006 by 648eng119

[Guest]

These are great and #11 definitely brings back names from the past !!

[llm60 0]

I agree with everything said!!

[Guest]

i also agree with every thing said

[ems-buff 81]

Your such a tool 648 :angry:

[JohnnyOV 2]

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of

car payments.

talk to my roomate about this one :angry:

[x648eng119 2]

Your such a tool 648   :angry:

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Ahem....Who's the tool, 68-28????

[Guest alsfirefighter]

Lead, follow or get the hell out of my way.

Anything that can bleed for a week and not die....has to be evil.

Come on ya sons of bitches...you want to live forever?!?

"Uncommon valor was a common virtue." Admiral Chester Nimitz on the actions of the United States Marines on Iwo Jima.

"Give me my Marines." Gen. MacArther when he was named commander of US forces for the Korean War (he's was a Army general that wanted "his Marines."

If you let up for a second...that is exactly where you will finish.

If you are surrounded, that makes things simpler you know exactly where to begin your attack.

WE STOLE THE EAGLE FROM THE AIR FORCE, THE ANCHOR FROM THE NAVY AND THE ROPE FROM THE ARMY. ON THE SEVENTH DAY WHILE GOD RESTED, WE OVERRAN HIS PERIMETER, STOLE THE GLOBE AND WE'VE BEEN RUNNING THE WHOLE SHOW EVER SINCE.

WE LIVE LIKE SOLDIERS, TALK LIKE SAILORS, AND SLAP THE HELL OUT OF BOTH OF THEM.

WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD.

[Tanker 10eng 140]

what about my favorite..... " cherish the moment !! "

[JohnnyOV 2]

Anything that can bleed for a week and not die....has to be evil.

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this is the truest quote known to man kind

[ems-buff 81]

Ahem....Who's the tool, 68-28????

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What i didn't tell you that i'm the new pepsi mascot?

What you got a problem with pepsi?

Edited March 16, 2006 by ems-buff

[Guest EMSwhitecloud]

There are Women on this board, gentelmen.........and okay maybe i am a little evil.

[Guest]

There are Women on this board, gentelmen.........and okay maybe i am a little evil.

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who you?....never

[Guest alsfirefighter]

Whats your point EMS white cloud? I'm sure you can be evil when you want to be....

And just so you know...I don't look at it as there are women on here...just firefighters and ems providers who happen to be female.